The Worst Joke in China

About

One of the advantages we've found to operating out of Beijing is our ability to engage in the sort of

scientific research frowned upon in much of the civilized world. Far from the oversight of university ethics

committees, we carve our own way through pressing moral dilemmas, such as whether to unleash the

results of our research into what is unquestionably the worst joke in all China.

When we tested this on our crew in Beijing, the results were pretty bad. "That's the worst joke I've ever

heard," Echo groaned before losing consciousness. Apple was knocked to the floor and later hospitalized

with minor intestinal discomfort. So consider yourself warned. This podcast is dangerous. On the other

hand, if you're starting to learn mandarin it is exactly the sort of risk you need to run if you want to get

fluent. And how bad can a joke be anyway?

Sentences

哎呀,这服务太差了。这儿谁管呢?

aiya , zhè fúwù tài chà le 。 zhèr shéi guǎn ne ?

Great Scott! The service here is awful. Who is in charge!

饺子。

jiǎozi 。

Dumplings.

谁?

shéi ?

Who?

饺子馆呢!

jiǎoziguǎn ne !

The dumpling restaurant!

Vocabulary

谁

shéi

who

pronoun

管

guǎn

to manage

verb

饺子

jiǎozi

dumpling

noun

馆

guǎn

establishment

noun

饭馆

fànguǎn

restaurant

noun

面馆

miànguǎn

noodle shop

noun

饺子馆

jiǎoziguǎn

dumpling restaurant

noun

宾馆

bīnguǎn

hotel

noun

饭

fàn

rice

noun

面

miàn

noodles

noun

服务员

fúwùyuán

waitress

noun

服务

fúwù

service

noun