About

Katie Holmes? Don't know her, but her husband was pretty good in Minority Report. Never a huge fan

of Top Gun or Risky Business. But why would I be? Not like I was involved in filming it or almost got a

hernia from that scene dancing with the vacuum cleaner. And I swear I've never been to China before,

so those weren't my pictures you saw all over that place outside Shanghai. See? I can't even remember

the name!

Yeah, so forget about the uncanny resemblance - I'm not a hyper-celebrity and that's the honest truth.

Just here to "check out China" and take a break from the "rat race" with my beautiful wife. But yeah, we

can take a photo together if you want. Call me John.