谁放屁啦?
shéi fàngpì la ?
Who farted?
A giant shuddering sound escaped from deep within the bowels of the great industrial machine. In the
pin-drop silence that followed, an ominous hiss could be heard far below the iron gangplanks where the
night crew plied their trade, feeding a constant stream of waste into the ovens of the thermal plant, the
engineering marvel whose energy output fed the ever-hungry city.
"Sulfur leak," bellowed the shift manager, the panic rising in his voice as he dropped his clipboard midcheck. His cry had barely subsided before the general shock gave way to panic, shift workers jostling
over each other in a frenzied rush for the ventilation shaft.
shéi fàngpì la ?
Who farted?
bù shì wǒ 。
It wasn't me.
hěn chòu a 。
That really smells.
shì nǐ ba !
It was you!
shéi
who
questionfàngpì
to fart
verbbù
not
adverbshì
to be
verbnǐ
you
pronounwǒ
me
pronounhěn
very
adverbchòu
smelly
adjectiveba
(suggestion or guess)
particlefàngxīn
to relax, be at ease
verbfàngshòu
to release
verbpìhuà
nonsense
phrase